Things I Learned From 'Running With Scissors'

1. My family isn't that weird at all.
2. Destroying stuff is liberating.
3. Be like Natalie, not like Hope.
4. School is kind of unimportant.
5. In the 70s, platforms were really important.
6. "It's just a little kibble!"
7. If it works out well at all, something's wrong.
8. Drugs are bad. (Knew this one beforehand, but still.)
9. Smoking is cool. (Again.)
10. Your family is you.